1,212 cows · Robinhood Chain · SOLD OUT

MOOLAH

Yield farming.
The original kind.

1,212 hand-drawn cows that vote on tokenized stocks, milk the fees and never stop grazing. Minted out in 3.5 hours — the herd is final.

Supply was cut from 10,000 — bots do not deserve cows. How the mint went down.

A chunky hand-drawn cow with a smug face

The Loop

Feed → Vote → Milk → Hold. Every 3.5 days. Forever.

  1. Feed

    Feed your cow 1,000 $MOO to wake it up. The tokens are burned forever. Keep feeding whenever you like — a fatter cow pulls more weight (√ of everything it ever ate).

  2. Vote

    Twice a week the active cows vote for 48 hours on one tokenized stock. The Herd decides. Anyone can ring the bell and close the session.

  3. Milk

    Fees buy the winning stock, and every active cow gets its cut by weight — straight into its own on-chain bucket, The Pail. Real tokenized stocks, not points.

  4. Hold

    Activation and weight live on the cow, not on you — forever. Sell the cow and the new owner gets the Pail, the weight, the whole farm animal.

A gold coin with a smug cow head embossed on it

$MOO

Cow feed, on-chain.

  • Launches on PONS, Robinhood Chain's launchpad.
  • Every cow can claim 1,000 $MOO free at launch — exactly one feed.
  • Every feed is burned. Supply only goes down.
  • A 4% creator tax on every trade keeps the barn running.

The Herd

1,212 cows. No two alike. One bull.

MOOLAH cow #89 — gold hide MOOLAH cow #47 — crown and dollar eyes MOOLAH cow #583 — halo and heart eyes MOOLAH cow #35 — grillz and dollar chain MOOLAH cow #53 — zebra hide MOOLAH cow #26 — bubblegum MOOLAH cow #161 — golden bell MOOLAH cow #83 — pink hide and propeller cap MOOLAH cow #33 — colander helmet MOOLAH cow #19 — santa hat MOOLAH cow #65 — hat and cigar MOOLAH cow #21 — purple hide
THE BULL — a dark gray bull with gold horns and a gold nose ring

Token #1 · 1 of 1

THE BULL

1,212 cows. One bull. He doesn't vote, he doesn't graze — he just stares at the chart. Token #1 was the first mint of the drop — and there will never be another.

  • Golden Bell — only 9 exist
  • Golden hide — only 6 exist
  • Bubblegum — never worn with a chain. Physics.

FAQ

Everything the herd keeps asking.

Can I still get a cow?

Only on secondary — the mint sold out at 1,212. 10,000 were planned, but instead of feeding a bot farm in the public phase we cut supply and closed the gate forever. Fewer cows, fatter share for each one. Browse the herd on OpenSea.

Why only 1,212?

The free mint ran in three phases: $MOO holders, then holders of ten partner Robinhood Chain collections, then a public minute. The herd minted 1,212 cows and the rest of the supply was cut before bots could touch it. The number is final and on-chain.

Which chain?

Robinhood Chain. The cows graze where the stocks get printed.

What's The Pail?

Every cow owns its own on-chain wallet (ERC-6551). That's its Pail — where the milk lands after every session. Sell the cow and the Pail, with everything in it, goes to the new owner.

Royalties?

10% on secondary: half to the team, half to The Barn — the treasury that buys the stock the herd votes for.